Javaphile Cycopath

There's a clinical term for people who plan their bike routes around espresso bars and get genuinely irrational about a bad pour-over. We couldn't find it, so we made one up. This one's for the self-diagnosed: certified coffee snob, unlicensed bike menace, fully committed to both. Worn by people who consider "one more lap" and "one more shot" the same sentence.