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Absurd Cycling
This is the perfect tee for someone who’s fully accepted that everything is meaningless except watts, weather forecasts, and the rare, transcendent joy of dropping someone who said, “I’m just taking it easy today.” Because yes — life is absurd. We are just tiny mortals spinning through space, and you’ve chosen to respond to that horror with... spandex, electrolytes, and a Strava Premium subscription. Bold choice. Respectable.
$35.00 USD
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Our T-shirts are sustainably made in Honduras and Mexico, from 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
- We print all designs in the U.S. with love and eco-friendly colors
- Lightweight fabric makes it suitable for every season
- Side seams provide structural support for long-lasting wear
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
CARE & MAINTENANCE
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
SHIPPING & RETURNS
- All U.S. orders ship FREE in 5-8 days with Economy Shipping
- Faster shipment options are available and calculated at checkout
- All tees are printed on demand, meaning each product is unique and crafted only after your order is placed
- This means that returns or exchanges are not supported if you ordered the wrong size, color, or changed your mind
- However, in case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we offer a free reprint or a refund if you contact us within 30 days of product delivery
- Please get in touch with us and provide a clear photo showing the issue. To start a return, you can contact us at hello@studio51.cc
SIZING
Please refer to the detailed sizing chart in the product image carousel above